Prosperity awaits you in Halcyon - humanity's furthest colony, located on the very edge of the frontier! Come bask in a lifetime of guaranteed full employment*, with only a minor term of [REDACTED] years of service!
Gain a family of fellow Spacer employees
It is expected that all employees of the Halcyon Holdings Corporation will use their full potential while acting in accordance with HHC's best interests. Please be reminded that acting against the interests of the corporations is acting against the interests of humanity.
Tactical Time Dilation
A recently discovered feature of long-term hibernation, Tactical Time Dilation (patent pending) is perfect for helping you maximize your productivity! Side effects may include: blurred vision, unseemly liquefaction, explosive cell death, and/or unrelenting psychosis.
Everyday Safety and Security
Freedom for the everyday Spacer comes with triggers and ammunition! All Spacer's Choice weapons are now thirty percent less likely to misfire!